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I am sure Steve will do the presentation

Him doing it would get iPad 2 on the front pages of newspapers, even if he has to do it from a stool only he could pull it off in terms of a brilliant presentation
 
Predictions for the Media Event speech:

"Thank you all for being here today. Since the ipad was released last April it has been an unprecedented success selling more than 10 million units around the world and hundreds of millions of applications.

Today we'd like to show you the next generation ipad. The ipad 2 is twice as fast and with twice as much RAM as the first generation.

In addition, we've added 2 cameras which will allow users to face time with the hundreds of million compatible devices around the world.

As we learned how people were using their ipads we realized how much people love using them to read books but complained how difficult it was outside in sunlight.

We were able to fix that problem with a new display. Our new screen is 40% easier to read in sunlight and its anti-reflective nature makes images appear sharper and clearer than ever before. Once you get your hands on it I think you'll agree we have something special.

Now that we've seen how much people love their ipads we know they want to be able to enjoy it not only at home or at the office but everywhere they go. To help out we've made it thinner and lighter allowing you to put it in your bag and take it with you on vacation, the subway or anywhere else you want to go. Additionally we were able to increase the battery life 20% allowing you to enjoy your movies and applications longer where ever you want.

All 3G enabled ipads will be able to connect to both GSM and CDMA networks on a monthly or subscription bases this allows coverage over 95% of the country and allows you to pick the network that works best wherever you might travel.

We've been able to do this an maintain the same low price point of $499 for a 16GB wifi model in addition you can also choose between 32GB wifi or 3G model or a 64GB 3G version. All of these will be available to purchase online and in store March 22

We want to thank you all for joining us during this exciting time but before you leave we want to give a sneak peek of one more thing we're working on that is going to be released this summer.

iOS 5.0 will debut this summer and it is a game changer. A complete redesign set to take advantage of all the new features iOS devices have you've come to love. Additionally we've improve integration with some new mobile me features I think you're really going to enjoy. "



At this point everyone will log on macrumors and complain about the lack of SD cards, retina displays and say how they're waiting for an ipad 3.


Looks spot on to me.
 
I think this will happen eventually, but not yet. I expect the price premium to drop to $100, though.

interesting idea. AAPL is all about price discrimination. Not a bad idea.

If Apple is "about price discrimination," how come none of the iPad knockoffs can match Apple's low price?
 
Predictions for the Media Event speech:

"Thank you all for being here today. Since the ipad was released last April it has been an unprecedented success selling more than 10 million units around the world and hundreds of millions of applications.

Today we'd like to show you the next generation ipad. The ipad 2 is twice as fast and with twice as much RAM as the first generation.

In addition, we've added 2 cameras which will allow users to face time with the hundreds of million compatible devices around the world.

As we learned how people were using their ipads we realized how much people love using them to read books but complained how difficult it was outside in sunlight.

We were able to fix that problem with a new display. Our new screen is 40% easier to read in sunlight and its anti-reflective nature makes images appear sharper and clearer than ever before. Once you get your hands on it I think you'll agree we have something special.

Now that we've seen how much people love their ipads we know they want to be able to enjoy it not only at home or at the office but everywhere they go. To help out we've made it thinner and lighter allowing you to put it in your bag and take it with you on vacation, the subway or anywhere else you want to go. Additionally we were able to increase the battery life 20% allowing you to enjoy your movies and applications longer where ever you want.

All 3G enabled ipads will be able to connect to both GSM and CDMA networks on a monthly or subscription bases this allows coverage over 95% of the country and allows you to pick the network that works best wherever you might travel.

We've been able to do this an maintain the same low price point of $499 for a 16GB wifi model in addition you can also choose between 32GB wifi or 3G model or a 64GB 3G version. All of these will be available to purchase online and in store March 22

We want to thank you all for joining us during this exciting time but before you leave we want to give a sneak peek of one more thing we're working on that is going to be released this summer.

iOS 5.0 will debut this summer and it is a game changer. A complete redesign set to take advantage of all the new features iOS devices have you've come to love. Additionally we've improve integration with some new mobile me features I think you're really going to enjoy. "

At this point everyone will log on macrumors and complain about the lack of SD cards, retina displays and say how they're waiting for an ipad 3.

Yep. You have this EXACTLY right.

Except for the fact that this paragraph will somehow get spread over 1.5 hours. Apple media events are always like the Oscars - a lot of fluff surrounding about 5 minutes of content. :)

Tony
 
LOL...this is funny, since no one is going to buy iPad 2. They'll all be waiting for iPad 3 in September.
 
Doesn't make sense to me...release new Macbooks this Thursday which are supposedly a redesign, then next Wednesday a media event only for the IPad? Maybe the 24th is wrong??

Apple has definitely done similar things before.. I can't think of an exact example, but I'm 100% positive that in one or more of Steve's Keynote opening, when he's going over statistics, he mentioned macs that were recently updated just a week or two before.
 
"Oh, and one more thing. Take a look at the new Apple plug-in hybrid vehicle..."

No joke... I've seriously fully developed designs of the iCar/iDrive and how it will incorporate all the features that we love about the iOS in a car... I don't even work for Apple.. just as a hobby lo
 
Rumor has it, that this rumor may be true or not true.

Analysts close to an Apple store saw an Apple employee holding up two fingers before marching off clearly indicating that the once rumored secret staff meeting that wives were not invited to may have actually happened while no one was looking.

The Wall Street Journal backs up this report noting that they saw two Best Buy employees huddled around a computer pointing and whispering while making notes on a calendar clearly marked March 2, 2001.

Another source close to an Macintosh Apple :)apple:) noted that the date is perfect as it's like the countdown to a ma...m...ma..magical experience as the date would be 3-2-11.

Numerous unknown sources have said they've seen many cars and people come and go from the Cupertino campus also indicating that some event must be in the works sometime in the near future.

Nancy Reagan's astrologer seconds all of this.
 
I don't understand: Why can Android tablets have SD cards and yet not iPads?

But remember... WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NEXT iPAD WILL BE YET!!!;)

Yup! thats about it (I wan't it to have an sd card slot in the worst way!):D
 
I'm sure he is working behind the scenes, but I don't think that will include doing work in the public eye. However, the question is will he do the public introduction. I say its highly unlikely for two reasons. FIrst, it takes weeks of practice to get these presentations right. Second, Steve Jobs would become the story, not the iPad 2.

If I am an investor, and I am, I feel like if Steve Jobs is out and about in public and coming into the office, then him not doing a major product introduction would give me pause. I would talk more about that than if he showed up. Particularly since all the rumors say that he is still working on ipad and iphone.

Either way, if the new ipad is that weak that people only talk about the missing/present CEO then there is a bigger problem at hand.
 
Predictions for the Media Event speech:

"Thank you all for being here today. Since the ipad was released last April it has been an unprecedented success selling more than 10 million units around the world and hundreds of millions of applications.

Today we'd like to show you the next generation ipad. The ipad 2 is twice as fast and with twice as much RAM as the first generation.

In addition, we've added 2 cameras which will allow users to face time with the hundreds of million compatible devices around the world.

As we learned how people were using their ipads we realized how much people love using them to read books but complained how difficult it was outside in sunlight.

We were able to fix that problem with a new display. Our new screen is 40% easier to read in sunlight and its anti-reflective nature makes images appear sharper and clearer than ever before. Once you get your hands on it I think you'll agree we have something special.

Now that we've seen how much people love their ipads we know they want to be able to enjoy it not only at home or at the office but everywhere they go. To help out we've made it thinner and lighter allowing you to put it in your bag and take it with you on vacation, the subway or anywhere else you want to go. Additionally we were able to increase the battery life 20% allowing you to enjoy your movies and applications longer where ever you want.

All 3G enabled ipads will be able to connect to both GSM and CDMA networks on a monthly or subscription bases this allows coverage over 95% of the country and allows you to pick the network that works best wherever you might travel.

We've been able to do this an maintain the same low price point of $499 for a 16GB wifi model in addition you can also choose between 32GB wifi or 3G model or a 64GB 3G version. All of these will be available to purchase online and in store March 22

We want to thank you all for joining us during this exciting time but before you leave we want to give a sneak peek of one more thing we're working on that is going to be released this summer.

iOS 5.0 will debut this summer and it is a game changer. A complete redesign set to take advantage of all the new features iOS devices have you've come to love. Additionally we've improve integration with some new mobile me features I think you're really going to enjoy. "



At this point everyone will log on macrumors and complain about the lack of SD cards, retina displays and say how they're waiting for an ipad 3.

Does this imply that we still have the same 6 models or do you mean 16GB wifi with no 3g option, 32GB with both wifi and wifi+3g and 64GB only 3G?
 
To those who intensely cares about this kind of stuff - which would be pretty much everyone in the tech ecosystem

Claim of the quarter complete with grammatical error. Everyone in the tech ecosystem - whatever that means.
 
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