I'm getting an iPad so I can go onto the web to show potential clientele of what goods and services my company can offer and to see what is on special at the time. I'm getting an iPad so that when I hit the road to visit grandma, the kids will have a video game player / movie theater to pass the time, and when they go into 'rest' mode, the wife can browse the web at sites she enjoys or maybe read a e-book and then go on to google maps and tell me I'm lost. I'm getting an iPad so that I can view my business e-mail account, orders received from our online order form and e-faxes received. I'm getting an iPad so that I can open the Bible app when congregating with fellow worshippers and then restaurant browse after the sermon. I'm getting the iPad so that I can do all these things, which are things that can be done by a 'laptop', but are things that I can do and look good doing them versus having to lug around a laptop looking like an "old school" tech geek that can't be away from his laptop for more than two minutes.
Do you?! And I'll repeat, 'do you get it now?!'
And therein lies the truth of your argument. You behave as if these are all new fangled applications, but the iPhone does them already. And as for standing in Church looking good with your iPad? Plz post a pic of that, I need a good belly laugh.