I think I would wet myself with laughter if they upped the DPI, but kept the measly 1Gig of RAM. I'm hoping for it, for comedic value alone.
Watching all the Non-critical thinking apple defenders bending over backwards to belittle those who dare question Apple, would be worth the wasted iPad year, IMHO.
Trolling this website must give some people the jollies. Why are you not 'daring' to question Google for privacy concerns? Why are you not daring to question Samsung for ripping off the design of the iPhone and their history with Sony? Lets start the revolution... for Google and Samsung (who are most likely going to split up one day).