LOL! A 2lb laptop with the power to run VM's? How can you be serious? They are the future of laptops.
http://www.cultofmac.com/virtual-machines-work-great-on-the-new-macbook-air/66857
Linking to a site called cult of mac doesn't quite help your credibility. And knocking over other's people belongings only shows a certain lack of adulthood on your part.
The MBA is not the future of laptops. Laptops are diverse because people have diverse needs. The MBA happens is a great ultra-portable for the price though. Sony did manage to get something very close (3.04 lbs to the MBA's 2.9 lbs) and with more versatility (backlit keyboard, Core i5, dedicated nVidia GPU, higher res screen, optical drive) out with the Vaio Z. Of course, it comes at a sacrifice of price. 1,999$ base price.
There is no fixed future of laptops. Diverse needs are diverse and as such vendors will always cater to different segments in the laptop space. Ultra-portables are one such segment.
Don't believe everything Steve Jobs says. He's not always right.