Ok, well I called Apple and the American lady I spoke to says my order, which shipped on the 24th, is still in Luxembourg and will be with me by the 5th November.
I'm not happy.
That's not good... Well I'm going to keep everything crossed just in case!
Until then does anyone know if apple has a complaints email address? I'm not very good at complaining on the phone and would quite like to tell them they're useless.
EDIT: But then i suppose it's my own fault for getting involved in all this speculation...