Let's see... I want a cute girl, must be wearing a green scarf. Oh, and she must be a cheap date too. I know those are rather arbitrary specs, but I'm following Daddy Bill's direction here.
Let's see, first I went to the Apple store and hung around. Saw a couple cute girls there with green scarves. Both shot me down, cold. I guess I'm not cool enough to date a Mac girl.
So I drug my sorry butt to Best Buy. The place was totally cash! First girl I went up to was hovering over a lame HP PC. She was all agog over the thing. Seems she found that she can work on her zits in the reflection of the shiny screen. The resolution was terrible, the battery life sucked, but what the heck she could work on her complexion while watching a vampire chick flick. (Try doing that on a much cheaper TV).
"Of course" she'd go out with me, she said. "I have no minimum standards."
Then she was all over me when I told her I had a Mac.
"Get a room," someone said.