to help you guys.. here's my story
apple agent: how may i help you
me: im calling because im so FRUSTRATED and really DISAPPOINTED at apple.com
apple agent: sorry about that, what's the issue?
me: so I've been a loyal apple fan for years, and I'm UPSET that I woke up early for friday launch date and wasn't able to login because apple website was down. That was RIDICULOUS, I had to keep refreshing my computer for 40 minutes until I finally got thru. Now when I got thru it was already Mid October launch.. that was INSANE. Why is the website down for that long and the minute I got thru I'm already on backorder for a month of wait.
apple agent: i understand sir, <explains it was a massive opening day order>
me: i know I understand, it's just extremely UPSETTING because i've planned on this for days and I've always ordered online for every iphone release. Now I have to take a day off to pick up my phone tomorrow which is very INCONVENIENT.
apple agent: i apologize sir
me: <pause> *very important to pause and give him time to feel bad for you
apple agent: here's what I can do for your inconvenience ordering and taking off tomorrow.. i can offer you a free case. If you're close to a computer let me know what would you like.
me: okay one sec... <pretended i was surfing to check the cases but i already know what i want> LOL
me: okay give me the 6+ olive brown leather please.
apple agent: sure i can do that for you
there.. if you guys want, u can use my wording word per word. remember to be sincere and don't come off as an extreme douche.
GOOD LUCK
