Just thought I would update about what happened with this RadioShack situation.
I received a call from RadioShack corporate around 3:15 today. I spoke to 3 different people who all profusely apologized for what "allegedly" happened (that's the word all 3 used) and the last individual, David, said he had a "great solution" for me.
This, ladies and gents, is actually quite impressive.
David asked me for my zip code. I provided the zip code near work as I'm there now, and often prefer things to be shipped there anyway. He said he'd call me right back.
He did, and boy did he come through. He got my local RadioShack to have someone go and get a phone from another store, and hang on to it behind the counter with my name on it. He said, "Go ahead and get yourself to that store, and take your time. They'll hang on to it until tomorrow if you need 'em to. And get what you need. There'll be a $50 RadioShack giftcard waiting for you to use on any accessories or service plans (lol) you want."
Our conversation went on a bit about the disgusting nature of what happened, and his side of the conversation was very safe, to say the least. He's very well trained in corporate-speak, and was very careful to not admit the store in Forest Hills did anything wrong, but was very adamant about making things "right between RadioShack and it's customer base".
All in all, I'm still annoyed, and definitely won't go trying to get anything from RadioShack in the future, but I'm glad they responded and resolved the situation as quickly as they did.
As happy of an ending as we could hope for I guess.