Funniest post of the day. Bravo.
What I can't understand is, why bash a guy when he's not getting the advertised features?
I haven't seen too many people bash people legitimately discussing technical issues with any Apple products, but with thread titles like "Steve Jobs LIES!!!!" and FATAL FLAW CONFIRMED!!!!!! and other ridiculous, sensationalist exaggerated proclamations (Apple is evil, they don't care about their customers, they are arrogant, their CS is the worst), all fly in the face of the facts...sure Apple products have had some technical issues and some of them were fairly significant, but that is normal when a company is selling tens of millions of a product...the fact is Apple does well because most of their products work very well and most people that buy them have very few issues and when they do, Apple has consistently been rated tops in customer service...No, they cannot please everybody all the time...yes, some products will have hardware or software issues but when people proclaim that this is the "norm" for Apple it is going to be challenged as it simply is not factual...
There are extremes on both sides of this issue..Everything Apple sux, or everything Apple is perfect, but the truth is, Apple has been the most successful tech company in it's field for several years now because "most" of the record amount of Apple customers like their products...