Your assertions reinforces my point. Siri Remote is not good for watching video.
A car key fob is a poor analogy since you really don't need many buttons on a key fob (lock/unlock and maybe trunk). Siri Remote needs to a lot more than that.
My top 5 Siri Remote issues, for core functions:
- Power on/off: holding down Home for 3 seconds then choosing Sleep is tedious and not obvious.
- Play and pause: a dedicated play/pause button does the job, but not when you hold the remote upside in the dark. You will be triggering Home button instead.
- Rewind and forward: swiping or clicking left or right edges of the touch surface is great when the remote is held correctly. The problem is, it's all too easy to accidentally trigger them.
- Navigating menu: same issue as rewind and forward. Also, Menu button is used for back, but it isn't used consistently because, well it's called Menu. And swiping up/down to pull up language and other options to me isn't obvious and also not consistently implemented.
- Change volume: no mute button. Pausing isn't always ideal as the TV can emit sound when video isn't playing (e.g., games). Holding down volume down isn't as instantaneous and requires restoring volume state to unmute.
Solving these issues requires:
- Adding buttons for sleep, back, option, and mute.
- Less symmetric design so that people can use it in the dark. Your suggestion of attaching tape is ridiculous.
- Redesign the touch surface so that it isn't accidentally triggered. Maybe a variation of force touch where you need lightly click to activate the surface, then click more to select?
And other rooms for improvement:
- Less slippery material.
- A bit larger to better fit most people's hand and to make it less easier to lose between the couch.
- Qi wireless charging.
- Find My Remote.
Key fob is a great analogy because it is small like the ATV remote and the buttons often do double duty. And you learn to use your key fob by feel in the dark.
1. Using the buttons on a key FOB isn't obvious the first time you use it either. But after you use it a few times you learn which button is what and the location of each and then can do it by feel without looking. This is exactly like the ATV remote. TEdious is having 600 buttons and having to change your hand grip all the time.
2. I can't recall this ever happening to me. It's possible to hit the wrong button. But it is possible to hit the wrong button on any remote. Also one learns to pick up and quickly determine by feel if it is right side up or not.
3. I just don't have this happen either. I do think Apple tweaked the remote software somewhere along the line so the touchpad can't ff/rw without pressing the pause button first.
4. This one makes no sense at all. Some gobbledygook about a back button being inconsistent because it's named menu. Menu goes back in everything for me. And swiping down to bring up a language option isn't intuitive? AS if with every other new remote you don't have to learn any buttons or commands at all? As if you don't swipe from the L/R/T/B edges of any ios device to bring up a menu? As if a simple google to find out about language or cc options on the ATV won't train you in a few seconds? I would call this a stretch but that's an understatement.
5. like every other one of your points, you are trying to make a mountain out of a micro-molehill too. You can pause to mute. You can (hold) down the volume (button) for an extra second to mute. And if you're playing a game, I'm pretty sure you can hit a button to pause the game or go back to the main menu or the Apple menu or something if (you) don't want to hold down the volume button for an extra second.
I don't see anything to solve. My suggestion of adding a piece of tape is practical and simple and dirt cheap and helps a person pick (it up) who can't get used to picking up the remote correctly. I have no problems because I use my thumb to feel the buttons and if I don't feel the long volume button on the bottom right or the raised white circle on the top left then I know I picked it up wrong. Also, btw, every iphone has a symmetrical form factor.
NOne of those improvements would do anything for me. If you had wireless charging already or wanted that then I could see that being a benefit for that person. I never had a problem charging the ATV remote because I rarely have to charge it. If you want something less slippery with a slightly larger form factor then buy a silicon case for the remote. People buy cases for their phones. I don't lose my ATV remote any more than any other remote so no need for Find my Remote.