Nobody said the main feature of the Note is the processor. In not one piece of advertising material does it state that one of the main selling points was the processor. They mention the screen, the s-pen, the unique software features, yes, but not the processor. It's one of the features listed but not the headline feature.
You're right, no one said the main feature is the processor. Neither did I. What I said was they focused only on the "pen" in the commercial, and not on anything else. The point is the pen and the big screen seem to make this thing special for you, but a new processor, new OS, and a new camera is a "poor upgrade". Be objective.
Apple otoh advertise the dual-core chip in the 4S heavily- just take a look at their home page- the first line is 'Dual-core A5 chip'- because there is nothing else to advertise.
Camera, Siri, new OS and the processor, yeah nothing else to advertise.

Be objective.
Actually, basing my facts based on what they say is more reliable than basing on the past. They never stated (in the past) that they would release an update until they were ready to do so. Sure, most of the time, that was pretty late in the game, but this time they're at the head of the pack in stating their ICS roadmap and you're still saying 6 months. Good job.
You must be new to android (or in denial). Of all the Android OEMs, Samsung is the worst when it comes to updates. Second, they don't have to announce a delay for an update to be delayed. Do you think the people who owned the Charge (which is a 4G phone that came with Froyo...last year), who are in the know about these things are saying "It's ok they never announced a delay" when they got Gingerbread 7 months after the phone's release? Or those with the Fascinate were cool when it got Froyo, a full year almost after the phone's release? In fact, iirc, some people started a class action suit against Samsung for delaying their updates on the Vibrant. I don't know where that went, but please don't say that announcing a delay is the only way to say that an update wasn't delayed. If that's the case, the 4S was right on time, because it was announced 2 weeks before it's release.
All that being said, Samsung
did announce AND delay updates before in the past.
http://androidcommunity.com/samsung-infuse-4g-finally-gets-official-gingerbread-update-20120201/ So let's not say Samsung never announced something and delayed it, because that's just silliness...
I suppose you were also thinking, 'hey SE never released the 2.2 update for the X10, so I think they're lying about their plans to release 2.3 for it!'?
Umm...take an English comprehension course. My statement was that Samsung is slow to update their phones, and you, for reasons unknown to me, seem to be in denial about that.
Umm... take an English comprehension course (along with a mathematics course) and re-read my statement. You assumed something in this case, and I brought up another case of you randomly assuming things in the past. It wouldn't have mattered if it were concerning a MacBook or (in this case) the ranking system.
Ok, that's fair. And you're assuming things too. So, where does that leave us?
It is a relevant point because you wondered about the upgrades to the Note. I assumed you meant in comparison to the iPhone, since there was no Note0.5.
I don't know how to make this more clear (although I have a feeling this is along the lines of "My toaster should be a PC too", which is being obtuse for the reason of being obtuse). I don't think there's a Note 0.5 somewhere in some country that everyone is using and that the Note that was advertised is the upgrade to it. What I was saying (and I hope you're not flabbergasted again) is that Android OEMs compete with each other to put out phones that offer better specs in order to one up each other. The Note has a bigger screen and a stylus and that's the only thing that differentiates it from other Android phones already available. If a bigger screen and a stylus impresses you, then say that, there's nothing wrong with that. But you haven't explained why a new processor, a new camera, Siri, and a new OS in the 4S didn't impress you.
The Note's battery life is excellent- it's on par with the iPad. I'd say, even with LTE on, it'll still get battery life on par with normal phones.
Assuming? Sounds like it.
http://blog.gsmarena.com/samsung-galaxy-note-battery-life-test-over-matches-the-nokia-n9/ There's the Galaxy Note's battery life. Keep in mind it has a 2500mAh battery, compared to 1450 on the Nokia, and 1430 for the 4S. So yes, if you stuff a huge battery into a phone it'll get good battery life. With LTE on we've yet to see, but I somehow doubt it's going to improve rather then regress given the history of phones with large screens and LTE (although yeah I know, you don't go with history...)
http://www.techradar.com/reviews/phones/mobile-phones/samsung-galaxy-note-1039199/review?artc_pg=9 More reading for you.
See above- nobody ever said that the processor was the main selling point. You didn't see Apple fans in the ad screaming, 'oh my gosh look how fast that 1.5GHz dual core processor is' did you?
So again, the only thing special about it is the large screen and a pen.
Completely unique casing, large high resolution SAMOLED screen, pressure sensitive stylus, unique software features, 1080p video recording and 4G LTE support. I'd say that's a pretty unique phone. The second point is the main part that separates it from a Galaxy S II or HTC Sensation.
Fluff aside let's look at what you're saying. Large screen, and pressure sensitive stylus. K. Unless you'd like to elaborate on "unique casing" and "unique software features", what exactly are you talking about? Just don't say "it has really cool things" also. What "software features" does this phone have that make it unique? To your other points, 1080p video recording is not unique, plenty of phones have it. 4G LTE is not unique, plenty of phones have it.
What kind of upgrades would be necessary for you to see it as an upgrade?!?
I dunno, I don't care how many processors and how much RAM is in my phone. I just care if it works. But, Android OEMs and android fanatics love to say their phones are better because of the specs or that the 4S isn't better because of lack of specs. This phone doesn't really have unique specs.
Larger hi-def screen, S-pen, 4G, unique apps, humongous battery. So yeah I'd say this is a bigger deal than the 3G, 3GS, 4 or 4S. Not combined, but if you look at the iPhones one-by-one you'll find that there are more upgrades here than in each iPhone update.
Right...screen and pen. I get it.
I don't even bother with the buttons, it's pretty childish. But go ahead and clicky clicky if that's what you enjoy.
Good, I agree. I assumed, and was wrong, that you were one of the passive aggressive people here you use the downvote as some sort of validation to what they're saying. Since we both agree that downvotes mean nothing, that's cool.