Everyone: Samsung...stop. Stop, Samsung. Will you stop, Samsung? Samsung, stop. It's time to stop Samsung. Please stop, Samsung. Samsung, you have to stop. Samsung, stop now.
*Samsung releases new "Ingenius" ad mocking the iPhone X's thick bezels*
Transcript
Apple customer: "Oh so the iPhone is suppose to have this really gorgeous bezel-free display, right? How come the Galaxy S9's screen bezels look thinner?"
Apple Genius: "Oh, that's because Jony Ive decided to make the borders thicker so you know...you can buy the next iPhone which will have slimmer bezels."
Apple customer: "So I guess I should just get an S9 instead because it is already better than the next new iPhone...?"
Apple Genius: "Oh look, here's an iPod, it's really revolutionary."
*"Switch to Galaxy" music plays*