Had two browsers up. First one failed at checkout and threw me back in line. Second browser got me in, got to the upgrade screen, logged in, then threw me back in line. After 30 min or so the second browser then gets through all the way to checkout. What. A. Process. Best of luck everyone.
Also in both my final screen/Order Summary I got this message, which was also replicated in my confirmation email:
Oops, our systems aren't playing nicely, and we can't show you your order number. We'll send it to you via email shortly. If you do not receive an email in 48 hours, you will be contacted in case a replacement order is needed. Thanks for your patience.
What a joke