Yeah, quoting self = bad form. I know.
I actually got a response to my stroppy email to the CEO of Orange, from someone in the executive office itself. The (very polite) lady I spoke to was most apologetic, and said that micro-SIMs are indeed available for PAYG but they have no stock at the moment due to high demand, and don't know when they'll be available. Once they are, I will be sent one, and she will get in touch to let me know, and also arrange the bolt-on that you get for data/WiFi.
I think I will give them another week or so, and if it's not arrived, I will take my custom elsewhere. In the meantime, my iPhone lies, unusable, a £600 paperweight.
Sorry if this has been covered, missed the last 20 pages or so.
Can you not cut your current sim? Its really not hard to do and there are plenty of templates, how to videos and guides online. I know you shouldn't have to do it but in the same situation I know what I'd be doing!