What are you on? You're the one who said "The first retina MBPs were actually about the same price as these new ones are....." Well, I've had one of these and they were not. And got me another last year courtesy of my employer, but I haven't stopped peeking at the Apple Store prices in the meantime.
Even considering inflation and all, these MBPs were MUCH cheaper.
The base model MacBook Pro 13" with retina display when released in 2012 was $1,699
The Base model MacBook Pro 13" 2016 model with Touchbar is $1,799
I still don't understand where the crazy price hike is.....