Let me try it for a year...It's hilarious how many people here with no business sense or acumen think they can run Apple better than Tim Cook.
I can promise you that the whole minimal product range will get a yearly update and the prices will be more market conform. Yes, profits will dive but my biggest win will be more customers, bigger market share and less volatile ecosystem.
I'm also in the position to have a look in the pipeline what's holding it up. Maybe Phil creeps in to it and is holding all up. With my billions on the bank I would buy back a lot of shares so the shareholders won't put pressure on the short term investments.
I would make hell freeze over again by removing the touchbar and make the first touchscreen MacBook Pro. Ram wouldn't be soldered and would make it possible to make ssd drives upgradable.
All iPads would come standard with the pencil which can be magnetically attached to it in a convenient way.
I would update iPhone every year also cosmetically. As with the iPhone SE in march. Also a price reduction conform comparable phones on the market. Only the products we really excel in will be more expensive.
I would invest in better graphics on the iMac so the youngster in a family should able to play games on it too and VR.
Apple TV will be the size of a tv-card like the cards of cable providers. Maybe I would give tv-makers the possibility to integrate it like they do with Android today.
The whole Apple-ecosystem will get updated every year. When you walk into an Apple shop you'll see less space for wristbands. The space saved by that will get occupied by Apple monitors, routers. It will be a one shop experience where you leave with an all things Apple and with a smile on your face.
Yes, the profits will maybe go down by 50% but making 5 billion a quarter and having customers again behaving as representatives for the Apple brand is priceless. And I'm sure I will recapture market share in China, Europe and all world.
Okay... Tim, if you're reading... I'm ready for hire and I'll proof to be a real bargain for Apple. I'll also promise to read all the fanbase websites on a weekly bases and even those from competitors and bashers.
Okay... I can go on and on... a man can only dream. I've you guys to ruin my dream so go on and be the party pooper on my party