I just thought of a horrific scenario. Well, horrific if you're a Sprint customer.
Tim Cook does the presentation and everything, blah blah blah. Talks up the iPhone 5 and how great it will be to do *insert great things iOS 5 does*. Then he reaches into Steve Jobs' bag of tricks and says "... one more thing..."
Sprint will also be getting an iPhone, an exclusive one. the iPhone 4s! Yay everyone Sprint finally has an iPhone yay!
At this point, I stare at my beaten up Evo (the phone I only got because the phone I thought would be awesome ((original Pre)) wasn't worth the 18 months from first sight til 3rd broken model), I throw it as hard as possible at a brick wall, I scream to the skies "Why can I never have what I WAAAAAAANNNNNTTTTTTT??!!!!!!".... and I sign up for 2 years with AT&T/Verizon.