*spoiler alert*
Deadpool (2016)
6.5/10 (maybe 7/10 on a good day for me)
Worst X-Men entry ever or at least Top 3 worst. Worse than both Kick-Ass films. They made Colossus a wuss vs a female UFC fighter. If you are in your 20-somethings or lower and don't mind the Ryan Reynolds shtick, you could enjoy it more. To me, it isn't any funnier than Tom Green comedies in-between Freddy Got Fingered and Road Trip.
Most entertaining were the actual opening and closing credits and the best cameo ever by Stan Lee. The trailer explained everything you needed to know on what happens. I wanted to like it because it is a Rated-R X-Men film, but just couldn't because Ryan Reynolds has never been funny to me since Van Wilder, story is predictable, and the villian sucks. Worse than any MCU including Iron Man 3 and Incredible Hulk. None of the characters stood out.
At least I can appreciate X-Men Origins: Wolverine more because Deadpool has no mouth and gets beheaded at the end. And I expect Batman v Superman to be better. Deadpool has no real connection with X-Men films except through name dropping, Colossus, and the teenage girl.
- Punch, quip, punch, quip
- Too much slo-mo action
- Too much fourth wall nonsense
- Too much sex jokes
- Laboratory scene took way too long
- Villain was weak
- Story was predictable as you can see it in the trailer
- TJ Miller is less annoying than Ryan Reynolds
- No graphic nudity except seeing Ryan's a** and strip club
+ Best line is when Ryan says he keeps seeing those two X-Men because the studio couldn't afford the others.
The whole point of Deadpool was to find the bad guy for making him look like Freddy Krueger because he is insecure his chick will see him that way? LOL!
Yeah, my wanting to see this has pretty much gone kaput with every bit of new footage I see. Not surprising though. Thanks for the thorough review and why it didn't work for you. I like Ryan Reynolds and think he's a good match for Wade, but from what I've seen it looks like they're trying way too hard to be offensive and failing on an epic scale. And since Fox have royally karked up the X-Men (with the exception of X-Men First Class and the Wolverine for me anyway), it doesn't surprise me they couldn't even get Wade right except for the fourth wall and leud jokes. Deadpool is all about breaking the fourth wall.
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If you're going to do homage and slight parody of a genre, Gallants (2010) is a very fine example.
Gallants (2010) So a Napoleon Dynamite looking young real estate nebbish from Hong Kong has to travel to a remote village to settle a property dispute. Well, said nebbish accidentally becomes a part of the folks' click behind that disputed property. These folks are two aging kung fu students, a young lady and their comatose Master. The trio are trying in vain to keep the Master's place open (as a tea parlor now) in spite of the local gang wanting to take over the Master's property.
The now 60 something loyal students of Master Law, Tiger (Leung Siu Lung) and Dragon (Chen Kuan Tai) aren't having some young turks try to do more than pee on their lawn (okay, the gang members don't literally pee on the lawn, but you get what I'm saying...I hope.) Anyway, an attack on the property and abuse of the comatose Master Law accidentally revives the old sifu with hilarious results (at least for the first half an hour, Teddy Robins' Law is awake anyway.) About 70 minutes in the film looses it's sweet, funny homage tones and gets a little too sappy.
I'm not there for sap, I'm here to watch Lieung Siu Lung (who nearly kicked Chan Wai Man's butt in
Broken Oath) and Chen Kuan Tai throw down against Lo Mang and some younger fighters I couldn't care less about. Oh and Chan Wai Man is in this too, but not fighting. Pffft.
Let me just say it is stupid inspiring to see two men deep in their 60s doing some amazing martial arts hand and footwork (and also making fun of all the arduous training they had to do in real life and in their old movies). If you love
Crippled Avengers (the oh so politically incorrect Venoms mob film about Chen Kuan Tai and Lu Feng crippling the rest of the Venoms including Lo Mang), the role reversal here is a lot of fun. Lo is an absolute ****** and that only makes you utterly love the dogged Chen Kuan Tai and crazy Lieung Siu Lung even more.
Thankfully the nebbish real estate kid takes a back seat to the elders for most of the film and when he's on,
Gallants kind of loses it's momentum. Still, it's one of the best and most entertaining love letters to genre cinema I've seen. I just wish Ti Lung was in this (he would have been even funnier as Master Law I think. And he seems to be a-okay with making fun of himself as in the awful Tiger on Beat and the adorable Shaolin Prince.)
Very entertaining for most of the running time before it loses the courage to continue to have fun with its stars and the kung fu film. Probably the best modern martial arts film I've seen too.