The right thing would be Apple actually saying all that. They didn't. They said:
1) there is no problem
2) we love our customers
3) all phones have this problem
4) have a rubber band on us
Curiously this matches what apple's apologists here say:
1) there is no defect
2) apple loves us
3) all phones have this defect
4) the rubber band is an interim defect fix
You said they said:
1) there is no problem
2) we love our customers
3) all phones have this problem
4) have a rubber band on us
You know that's not what Apple said (especially #1) but if you want to resort to hyperbole I won't bother rebutting it, since it's a waste of time.
1) there is no defect
Sure there's a defect, issue, whatever you want to call it. However, in practice it affects very few people, and of those few most can "fix" the issue. Semantics. Again, most of us don't need anything to be fixed.
2) apple loves us
I don't care if Apple loves me. I find them to be quite irritating, especially wrt software and OS's.
3) all phones have this defect
I guess so, but I haven't experienced the issue. Many haven't. Those are just facts, whether the media chooses to report that responsibly or not.
4) the rubber band is an interim defect fix
For those experiencing this problem, yes. Otherwise return it and wait for next year. In the meantime maybe Apple will come up with something.
Typed from my iPhone, so forgive any typos