Apple Airs 'If You Don't Have an iPhone' TV Ads

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Too bad they did not show the virtual handcuffs that you get with the iPhone.

Oh yea? So if you're "handcuffed" with the iPhone, then what would you say about phones BEFORE the iPhone? Where carriers controlled everything to do with the phone, software, and what they sold you? No app store where literally ANYONE could develop and sell their application with an equal opportunity. If having an iPhone is like being handcuffed, then having a phone before the iPhone must have been like being in a straight jacket.

It amazes me how quickly people forget things. Actually, it doesn't surprise me. People always seem to forget things very easily.
 
Not sure what everyone is complaining about.

The Ads are as intended - to show off flagship advantages of iPhone. With actual user scenarios and sequences. Many are complaining not because of some perceived smugness, but the Ad is showing them how the App store is so much more polished compared some marketplace full of malware, junkware and cloneware. Or how the iTunes ecosystem is extensive, easy and fun as opposed to 'me-to-can-play-mp3' players. And for the ones open minded about the process, take them through and show them the usage process as opposed to just stopping with some lofty claims.

When Blackberry or Motorola shows off something like this, usually one sees a red flag in a microscopic font: "Screen images are simulated". Not here.


None of the ads contain actual user sequences. They are all fake. How else does the sequence end up shortened.
 
Oh yea? So if you're "handcuffed" with the iPhone, then what would you say about phones BEFORE the iPhone? Where carriers controlled everything to do with the phone, software, and what they sold you? No app store where literally ANYONE could develop and sell their application with an equal opportunity. If having an iPhone is like being handcuffed, then having a phone before the iPhone must have been like being in a straight jacket.

It amazes me how quickly people forget things. Actually, it doesn't surprise me. People always seem to forget things very easily.

ummm Apple did not make the first App store. There were plenty of other App stores before Apples not run by carriers (or manufactures) but third party ones. These were for smart phones. Sony hell provided somewhat of an App store for its dumb phones for little games and themes if you wanted to download some of them. It had some pretty nice stuff to kill time with.
 
if you dont have a jailbroken iphone..well... you dont hava a fun free open customizable iphone

these ads suck... im getting tired of apple:(
 
Not sure what everyone is complaining about.

The Ads are as intended - to show off flagship advantages of iPhone. With actual user scenarios and sequences. Many are complaining not because of some perceived smugness, but the Ad is showing them how the App store is so much more polished compared some marketplace full of malware, junkware and cloneware. Or how the iTunes ecosystem is extensive, easy and fun as opposed to 'me-to-can-play-mp3' players. And for the ones open minded about the process, take them through and show them the usage process as opposed to just stopping with some lofty claims.

When Blackberry or Motorola shows off something like this, usually one sees a red flag in a microscopic font: "Screen images are simulated". Not here.


blah blah blah the ads were boring and felt dates or old.. time to liven up these spots.. maybe show how great a jailbroken iphone is..lol
 
Had an iPhone. I thought it was the greatest phone in the world. Sadly, I was mistaken when I got a Samsung Vibrant, Galaxy S phone. Combined with 3rd party ROMs, it's super fast. Multitasking is great too!

I will prob not go back to an iPhone. But I am still a big Apple fan! Bring out something awesome Apple! I just might go back!
 
The iPod + iTunes is a good one since my Droid X will ONLY organize ALL of my music files by alphabetical order. I know many other users have this issue with Android 2.2, so I think this one will ring very loudly to anyone with this issue. Never ever have bought a song on a Droid, don't think I ever will since it seems pointless, just as much as the Market. Don't really care for the App store commercial, the commercial is somewhat pretentious.

Does anyone else feel smartphone fatigue? I've had it since I got rid of my iPhone 3G two years ago and switched back to Verizon.

I think they're somewhat better than the Droid commercials. Including the Xoom tablet, it's far from convincing since the Droids DO NOT have any crazy graphics games yet.

Hell, I took video of a Kansas at a concert, recorded it on my Droid, but IT WOULDN'T PLAY IT BACK! F**ken DroidDon't!
 
Had an iPhone. I thought it was the greatest phone in the world. Sadly, I was mistaken when I got a Samsung Vibrant, Galaxy S phone. Combined with 3rd party ROMs, it's super fast. Multitasking is great too!

I will prob not go back to an iPhone. But I am still a big Apple fan! Bring out something awesome Apple! I just might go back!

I echo these sentiments exactly.
 
Pretty sure Android users have an Android phone because they wanted an Android phone.

Btw anybody notice the Delta app showcased in that commercial only had three stars? I thought that was funny.

Obviously there are many people that chose to get an Android phone for various reasons, but there are MANY people who got an Android phone because they were not on AT&T and simply couldn't get an iPhone, and if you can't realize that you are just kidding yourself!
 
Nope. There are some of us who actually want an Android phone because we want an Android phone. Can your fanboy goggles believe that?

read what i wrote again. i accounted for people who actively wanted a droid or evo (and hence android) but it doesn't change the fact that when a person doesn't want an iphone or blackberry, odds are that you'll end up with an android if you're going for a smartphone. that's a simple fact.
 
Obviously there are many people that chose to get an Android phone for various reasons, but there are MANY people who got an Android phone because they were not on AT&T and simply couldn't get an iPhone, and if you can't realize that you are just kidding yourself!

And there are a great deal many people who bought iPhones because they are "cool" and and if you don't have one you can't hang with the "in" crowd and look snazzy in your black turtleneck sweater. I know several people who bought them for this very reason, when in fact it was the worst phone for them to get because AT&T in our area sucks.

I personally have more respect for the people who waited for a decent Android phone to come around that worked well in their reception area, so you know, they could actually use it as a PHONE, instead of jumping on the iPhone bandwagon even if as a phone it sucked because "everyone else had one".
 
Man, each year Apple does something that just grinds my gears. I think my next PC purchase will be a Windows PC just because Apple's arrogance is becoming sickening.

Yes, with my financial situation, all I got was a cheap $199 netbook. I mentioned to someone that the iPad was too expensive (the person got the middle one with 3G and all the extras at $1,000). The person's attitude was - if you can't afford one, well, you don't really deserve one... :eek:

:rolleyes:
 
The iphone is still the best phone, but just barely. I hope iphone 5 warrants the pretentiousness in the ad. Honeycomb is looking pretty good on the Xoom and Google will have a new Android version for the phones too.
 
ummm Apple did not make the first App store. There were plenty of other App stores before Apples not run by carriers (or manufactures) but third party ones. These were for smart phones. Sony hell provided somewhat of an App store for its dumb phones for little games and themes if you wanted to download some of them. It had some pretty nice stuff to kill time with.

I never said Apple invented the first App store. They certainly invented the app stores as they exist today, as well as popularizing it, and that's what matters.

You COMPLETELY missed the point I made. Who sold games on the old marketplaces? Did you ever find some 15 year old kid code a game himself and sell it in the marketplace? No.

Apple created a true open marketplace, in the sense that anybody on the planet can download the SDK, write an application, and sell it in the app store, as well as be on a level playing with field with the large publishers and other independent developers with the same potential, and also receive the same revenue cut. ANYONE can write an application and sell it, with Apple handling all distribution and fees. That's an open marketplace. Not "open" in the sense that there aren't any rules, but a true open marketplace with equal opportunity.

Are you honestly trying to argue that the "app stores" from before (they certainly weren't called that), are anywhere near the same kind of beast that Apple created? That's why I said, if Apple is handcuffs, then the phones we had BEFORE must have been straight jackets, with carriers having very tight control over WHO could sell content. Not to mention all the other things carriers controlled in regards to the actual phones and the software.
 
I went from the iPhone to an EVO as well. Other than the battery life the phone has been amazing. I have figured my battery issues out (I just turn WiMax and GPS off when I am not using them with the power management widget). I can do anything an iPhone can do. Sure the App store isn't that big but who the hell cares! The 15 Apps I used on my iPhone are available on Android and Angry Birds was free.

Same here. I know it sucks you have to tweak the thing (turn off GPS/WiFi/Always on data) and I made things like Facebook and Twitter manually update which gives me between 10-14 hours of regular use with calls.

Now if you asked me if I would take the iPhones battery life that is a definite "Yes Please!":D
 
You COMPLETELY missed the point I made. Who sold games on the old marketplaces? Did you ever find some 15 year old kid code a game himself and sell it in the marketplace? No.

Apple created a true open marketplace, in the sense that anybody on the planet can download the SDK, write an application, and sell it in the app store, as well as be on a level playing with field with the large publishers and other independent developers with the same potential, and also receive the same revenue cut. ANYONE can write an application and sell it, with Apple handling all distribution and fees. That's an open marketplace. Not "open" in the sense that there aren't any rules, but a true open marketplace with equal opportunity.

Please stop typing.

Your knowledge of pre-Apple app store history is severely flawed.

Yes... ANYONE could, and still can, write an app for previous and current non-Apple app stores. Even a 15 year old kid. :rolleyes:

Are you honestly trying to argue that the "app stores" from before (they certainly weren't called that), are anywhere near the same kind of beast that Apple created? That's why I said, if Apple is handcuffs, then the phones we had BEFORE must have been straight jackets, with carriers having very tight control over WHO could sell content. Not to mention all the other things carriers controlled in regards to the actual phones and the software.
The carries had little or no control over a lot of the app stores since many were third party.

You're definition of "open" is humorous at best.
There is nothing "open" about Apple's app store.
It is tightly controlled almost to the point of being overly restrictive.
The Android Market on the other hand could use some more oversight.
It's too open at the moment.
So much so that it will be its downfall if left to continue as is.
 
Elitism can work VERY well as a sales tactic if the product backs it up (it's also why "antennagate" blew up like it did). An elite price phone, and elite price contract, and a sexy looking piece of kit with amazing software. They are snobby. They know it. you know it. Chances are many owners look down their nose at alternatives. We've all seen it, or perhaps done it ourselves.

As crappy as it is - and even though it is everything people hate about apple fanboys - it works.

It is dismissive of the competition. It doesn't even acknowledge their existence. There's iPhones, and then there's.... not having iPhones.

Anything this hoity-toity will be the target of much well deserved parody. I can't wait to see what turns up on funnyordie.com next week.

That's an open marketplace. Not "open" in the sense that there aren't any rules, but a true open marketplace with equal opportunity.

It's not the land of Oz - they don't magically give everyone equal opportunity to make it big. It takes talent, luck, and often a marketing budget. While you or I may have all of those, it would be quite a challenge to take on a big name in the app department.

Try making a garageband alternative for ipad 2. Apple's already got the price low at $4.99, and they can put their apps front and center on iTunes whenever they want, and they cover them in media events. With their low price point, they don't have to worry about competition. Apple makes money from the hardware, regardless if you buy an app. They make money from other sources. Many developers do not.

Or try taking on EA with their licensed properties. I've played better music games than Rock Band on there, but Rock Band is high on the charts. Try competing with Madden Football or any other licensed properties with cross platform marketing budgets, magazine and internet ads, and television commercials. It's really difficult to do that without a ton of money.

This is not necessarily a bad thing that one can blame apple for, it's just that the App store already has behemoth publishers that take the lion's share of app sales in most categories. There will be exceptions, like always. But the exception to the rule is not common.
 
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no way on earth, will a app download that quickly, in less than 4 seconds especially on 3G and especially NOT on Verizon 3G either they got the world's fastest internet connection or its fake
 
When I saw this on the front page, a smirk slowly formed on my face as I uttered the following phrase while clicking the "view comments" link.

"I gotta see this."
 
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