Nobody asked you nor cares less what you buy or do not buy!
Good for you but nobody cares!
In fact, many of us do care about they posted! Besides, turn it around on yourself:
Nobody asked you what you think of their posts! Ask yourself how many care that you cared so much about what they posted! 😎 This is a forum, with exchange of likes, dislikes, insights, criticisms, etc.
As Larry put it so aptly and succinctly:
You obviously cared enough to reply to it.
On the other hand, to show I respect your opinion, anyway -- your response on this was on target and clever, if blunt, satire!
1) It is the 3rd version so not exactly old
2) When something works and is good why change it just to please people online?
3) Your logic states that cars are idiotic and dumb because they come with the wheel which is about 10,000 years old?
There is nothing wrong with MagSafe.
Nobody asked me, either, but I agree with you that "There is nothing wrong with MagSafe" -- well, except as some others have pointed out, it does take up a port, and, with 18-20 hour battery life, it's not exactly like an aging Intel MBA USB-C that you need close to a power supply -- and where it's easy to drag the cord and even drag the laptop off the table, desk, etc.
Still, it's a welcome return and, with luck, it won't have all the fraying issues of the original one!