It ruined your life and you wanted to be alone, but let me make a YouTube video and allow everyone to see what I look like and share this video. Honestly bro, you're the biggest moron to hit the AppStore- and I mean that with all honesty. It's not even about the money it's about you being a freaking jerk off.
This is sad... No more flappy birds for us..
Developer confirmed it
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPZei-84W4g