Because I totally want a dongle on my headphones..... that I have to keep charged. Look I'm not against new and better, just make sure it's actually better. I have Bluetooth headphones as well (that interestingly enough have wires, so I get lower quality AND tangled buds

but they are used in a loud environment so I don't care) but I'm under no premise that people are going to flock out to buy new headphones for the simple reason I keep coming back to, charging. And proprietary Lightning headphones are going to be irritating. If the alleged adapter is really included with the new iPhone, I would be curious to see which way it adapts.