No, that was a metaphorical statement.
I'll actually be doing things like spending time with my girlfriend (he wouldn't know what that's like, probably), working to earn money and being a useful member of society rather than hanging around outside an Apple store for 4 days so I can say I'm one of the first to buy an over-hyped product.
I'll actually be doing things like spending time with my girlfriend (he wouldn't know what that's like, probably), working to earn money and being a useful member of society rather than hanging around outside an Apple store for 4 days so I can say I'm one of the first to buy an over-hyped product.