So my story/shenanigans goes like this:
05 Jan - ordered 14" SG 32GB/1TB M1 Max 24-core - scheduled for delivery 24 Feb - 09 Mar (subsequently cancelled)
21 Jan - re-ordered 14" SG 32GB/1TB M1 Max 24-core with discount - scheduled for delivery 14-26 Mar
07 Mar - shipment notice received and funds drawn from bank
11 Mar - delivery attempt - missed by minutes, walking the dog. Walked past UPS van round corner from home. Got in, saw missed delivery card, legged it back round corner, van gone

Cue disappointed w/e
14 Mar - delivery attempt 2 - out walking dog again. Spotted UPS van up far end of street. Walked up, with dog, and asked delivery guy who handed me new laptop

Walked home, short walk for dog

But delivered on the earliest date estimated.
Enjoyed playing with 14" until 21 Mar. Fantastic little machine, eminently portable, fans spin up audibly now and then but otherwise smooth as glass. But as portability is less a need now I decided 16" with better thermals, speakers etc for minimal extra was a better long-term prospect.
21 Mar - returned 14" to local Apple Store
22 Mar - ordered 16" SL 32GB/1TB M1 Max 24-core - scheduled for delivery 26 Apr - 04 May
23 Mar - bank credited for 14"
06 Apr - 16" SL 32GB/1TB M1 Max 32-core available on Apple Refurb but passed over given 24-core due in a matter or weeks. Would have been delivered 07 Apr (oh! hindsight!)
26 Apr - contacted Apple to check status as no draw down had occurred. Advised that 'device is about to start preparing for shipment so within the next days you should see the status changing to preparing or shipment and this is also when the authorisation will be granted for this order'. '4th of May is the latest possible delivery date, however the exact delivery dare will be stated on the dispatch e-mail you will receive upon shipping'.
27 Apr - (the very next day) email/text received advising change to delivery date - now scheduled 16 Jun - 29 Jun!

29 Apr - as backlog of encoding projects shelved in anticipation of new laptop reaches critical mass a 16" SL M1 Pro base 16GB/1TB/16-core is ordered for collection from local Apple Store. Collected from store as is, no discount.
03 May - Bank shows draw down authorisation for 16" 32GB/1TB/24-core! So now I have two MacBook Pros on my card.
I know that Quanta, who produce the MBP line, were shutdown from 12/13 April due to Covid lockdown and that they have just recently resumed operations in closed-loop operations as of 18 Apr with 5% of workforce, with plans to triple that by 22 Apr which should, conservatively, enable 30% levels of pre-lockdown output. All that combined with recent riots etc I’m sure are having major impact on shipping/order backlog.
I am sympathetic to the workers’ plight in China but I wonder whether it might be that my order could have been one on the cusp of dispatch prior to the shutdown, given it was placed 22 Mar, and is now at the mercy of clogged shipping lanes? Here's hoping it arrives before I need to return the 16" base (on 13th May) which, while awesome, has managed to get me through a good percentage of my projects backlog. Having the dual encoders in the M1 Max would have potentially halved the time spent so far but hey-ho, it is what it is and just my luck to order a game-changer in the midst of all this global catastrophe.
My fingers are crossed. May the 4th could be just the thing this Jedi needs
[UPDATE]
10 May - still no update tho’ pending charge is still showing on my card.
11 May - authorisation charge vanished, no update from Apple 🙁
12 May - contacted Apple to make appointment to return 16” base. They have extended my period until 29 May but it will have to be arranged for collection before then as I am no longer able to return via retail (the local Apple Store from where it was picked up).
14 May - Card authorised again! Status changed to ‘Preparing to ship’ 😀
16 May - Dispatch Notification - delivers 23/5/2022 - Whohoo! UPS shipment tracking ETA 19/5/2022 - Label created.
18 May - Invoice received. UPS shows Origin, Export and In Transit scans.
19 May - Departed from Shanghai, CN 07:11, arrived Incheon, KR 09:45. Departed Incheon, KR 12:30. Arrived Koeln, DE 18:29
20 May - Departed Koeln, DE 05:07, arrived Stanford Le Hope, UK 16:07.
21 May - Departed Stanford Le Hope, UK 03:29, arrived Norwich, UK 05:53.
23 May - 10:37 - Walking dog up to end of street. See UPS van pull up and stop on the main road. Divert back towards home and hover in doorway. Intercept UPS delivery guy who hands off what looks suspiciously like a MacBook Pro size box. MBP delivered!! Yay! 🤪
24 May - My birthday - thank you Apple for that wonderful present for which I paid a small fortune 😉 Well thanks for getting it here in time for my birthday. 😘
The base 16 is on the left. My 32GB/24-core/1TB is on the right. I've added a Textured Matt Black trackpad cover from Xtremeskins (
https://www.xtremeskins.co.uk/products/macbook-pro-16-2021-m1-skins?variant=39497056452671). What do you think? I had hoped it would be akin to the Black/Silver Magic Trackpad but it has a rough texture as opposed to the smooth of the Magic Trackpad. Which do you prefer? Black trackpad or clear? Let me know.