No innovation? Bixby looks to be able to do so much more than Siri. Camera integration, system awareness, dedicated hardware button, and instead of a dumb, "sorry, I can't do that," Bixby will actually learn how to do what you're asking of it.
Iris scanner and facial recognition will not only unlock your phone but also enable you to sign into secure webpages and utilize the superior Samsung Pay.
The Dex dock looks to be amazing and powerful in its own right.
Wireless charging is super convenient and with the S8 phones, it's been improved upon to not only be faster, but also less picky about how you set your device on the pad.
USB Type-C is the next wave of cables that aren't proprietary like the Lightning cable that only Apple uses.
Gear VR and the 360 camera are amazing and you can even upload videos with the camera into Facebook for others to view from either the headset or without.
And how can you say it looks cheap? This is a beautifully designed piece of hardware that is nearly all screen on front and no camera bump on the back.
I can understand you being an iPhone lover, but you can't ignore the features and design of the new Galaxy line.