If I saw that bald **** in public, I very much doubt I could refrain from punching him, let alone let him anywhere near my computer but now that you have let him vandalise you MacBook, I suggest you mimick his scrawl and add this above:
"My computer and sofware stinks, I "
So it reads "My computer and software stinks, I need a new one, Steve Ballmer".
Then I'd auction it, you might get Steve Jobs or another Apple exec buying it so they can put it in a glass case at HQ 🙂
What better example than having a pukker statement from Ballmer admitting his own computer (which must be a Windows PC) stinks and he needs a new one like that nice shiny example of a MacBook ;-)
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