Look rocket scientists--it's a phone only in name. How many of you knuckleheads actually make more than two voice calls per day? (and, yes, I know, I know--ALL of you are super-important traveling business types who make calls all day long to every high-level exec in the valley because otherwise the world will end and, well, you're super-important).
My guess is the majority of you spend the majority of your time on your iPhones texting, playing games, checking email, browsing Web, checking FB to see what your middle school classmate ate for lunch, etc, etc. WHICH IS WHAT YOU DO ON A COMPUTER.
The iPhone is a computer. It's not a $100 flip-phone from 1996. So quit whining and pay up...for your computer.