I'm just going to buy a ThinkPad X395, AMD-based, 12" form factor but a 13.3" screen. Only 16GB RAM though, but at least Lenovo hasn't disappointed me on a consistent basis like Apple has for the past 5 years.
If I keep waiting for Apple to release a good quality computer that is reasonably priced, or allows me to do my own upgrades, I'd be able to claim being a victim of Stockholm syndrome.
Desires for the MBP:
- Physical function keys with the option to have the stupid POS touch bar for those fanatics who say "why do you need physical function keys". They can even charge more for that "privilege" to put the fanatics in line.
- Removable storage, so if the board craps out I don't lose all my data.
- I would like non-soldered RAM so I can cheaply upgrade my RAM, however the new memory prices are more...... fairly priced but still too expensive.
- SD Card Slot
- USB 3.1 ports in addition to USB C, even if only two and two.
I make enough money to waste it on the new MBP 16" and pay for a top of the line version, but just because I make that money doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to mindlessly throw it away, unlike lots of people here that say "Then don't buy it if it's too much." Those people should re-evaluate why they are so miserable.