I would disagree with most of what you said. As a user of both I find Android is better or the same in many of the things you mentioned. You are the typical Apple fanboy that imitates what others around you say. I currently am using an iphone, apple watch, MacbookPro, and Air Pod Pro 2 and I really wish "they just worked" as good as the Android counterparts.Well obviously because after using an Android for a while most of the switchers realise they prefer Apple’s simpler, more consistent user experience, longer and more reliable software updates, and tight integration with other Apple devices like MacBooks, iPads, and AirPods. iPhones are also known for strong performance over many years, better app optimisation, and features like iMessage and FaceTime that make communication easier if their friends and family use Apple products. On top of that, Apple’s focus on privacy, smoother customer support, and the overall “it just works” feeling can make iOS feel less fragmented and more dependable compared to the wide variety of Android experiences.
As a person that works in IT and supports many end users and platforms I have learned over the last two+ decades that Apple users aren't technically savy people and that is the real reason they use Apple products. The apple users that switch to Android and go running back to Apple........they weren't smart enough to figure out a new OS that isn't that much different nowadays than the one they came from lol.