I don't know how people are getting refunds past the first two weeks, let alone free stuff and comps. I just got off the phone with Apple again and they basically told me to go f myself.
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A possession shouldn't be bothering me this much, but it's like I'm taking crazy pills.
I let them try to clean mine (a 2016 15"), replace the top case, replace the top case again, and then go through "Capture Data". When none of those worked, I requested a replacement through the advisor, and when I went to the store, funnily enough, they had a 2017 model waiting for me. It is now sold; I sincerely hope the new user does not have any issues.